The Magistrate's Blog (2005-2012)

This blog has migrated to www.magistratesblog.blogspot.co.uk This blog is anonymous, and Bystander's views are his and his alone. Where his views differ from the letter of the law, he will enforce the letter of the law because that is what he has sworn to do. If you think that you can identify a particular case from one of the posts you are wrong. Enough facts are changed to preserve the truth of the tale but to disguise its exact source.

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The blog is written by a retired JP, with over 30 years' experience on the Bench.

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Simple, Simon

The 'Sun' has interviewed the multimillionaire pop impresario Simon Cowell to tell us of his "Vision For A New Britain".
TV mogul Simon Cowell says tomorrow's General Election MUST bring change to Britain.

Writing for The Sun, he signals that the country he deeply loves needs a new government to pull it out of crisis.

Cowell, 50, talks of the need to inspire young people and unlock talent, promote family values, stimulate business and reduce knife crime.

Motherhood and Apple Pie will be along in Week 3.

To vote for Simon's vision, call 0999-123456. Calls are charged at 60p per minute, and may be more from mobiles.