The Magistrate's Blog (2005-2012)

This blog has migrated to www.magistratesblog.blogspot.co.uk This blog is anonymous, and Bystander's views are his and his alone. Where his views differ from the letter of the law, he will enforce the letter of the law because that is what he has sworn to do. If you think that you can identify a particular case from one of the posts you are wrong. Enough facts are changed to preserve the truth of the tale but to disguise its exact source.

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The blog is written by a retired JP, with over 30 years' experience on the Bench.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Irony Malfunction

A trio of very drunk Eastern Europeans tried to pick a late-night fight with a group of workers who were on their way to have an after-work drink.

"Fucking Pakis" they shouted, in accented English. "Why don't you fuck off back where you came from?"

As it happens, the people they were yelling at were Cypriots.