The Magistrate's Blog (2005-2012)

This blog has migrated to www.magistratesblog.blogspot.co.uk This blog is anonymous, and Bystander's views are his and his alone. Where his views differ from the letter of the law, he will enforce the letter of the law because that is what he has sworn to do. If you think that you can identify a particular case from one of the posts you are wrong. Enough facts are changed to preserve the truth of the tale but to disguise its exact source.

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Location: Near London, United Kingdom

The blog is written by a team, who may or may not be JPs, but all of whom are interested in the Magistrates' Courts.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Shortest Ever Programme?

It's late. I am wearily scanning the hundreds of channels on my telly, more in hope than expectation, while Madame Bystander, who is feeling poorly, gets off to sleep.

"The Best of Top Gear" comes up.

Isn't that a bit like "Fifty Fun Moments in The Dentist's Chair?"