The Magistrate's Blog (2005-2012)

This blog has migrated to www.magistratesblog.blogspot.co.uk This blog is anonymous, and Bystander's views are his and his alone. Where his views differ from the letter of the law, he will enforce the letter of the law because that is what he has sworn to do. If you think that you can identify a particular case from one of the posts you are wrong. Enough facts are changed to preserve the truth of the tale but to disguise its exact source.

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Location: Near London, United Kingdom

The blog is written by a team, who may or may not be JPs, but all of whom are interested in the Magistrates' Courts.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Yet More Stuff You Can't Do Without

I had to have another look at the Coopers of Stortford website, repository of a thousand gadgets you didn't know you needed. Here's another cracker:- yes, it's a Bridge!. It's a real bridge all right, and once it's in your garden you can walk across it as often as you like, sometimes one way, sometimes another. I imagine that's what they mean by versatile. You could lean pensively on the rail at sunset, and imagine that there was, for example, water running underneath, as your thoughts turn to the eternal and the ethereal. My only reservation is that it probably needs you to use recreational drugs to get the best out of it.