Caption Competition

The picture above seems to cry out for a speech bubble or two. What are the two at the front saying to make the one at the back close his eyes? Any takers?
There might even be a prize if anyone is funny enough and if I don't go all Catherine Tate.
My effort: Left Judge: "Sammy's ecstatic" Right Judge: "Why so?" LJ: He's been invited on to the Queens' Bench".
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