The Magistrate's Blog (2005-2012)

This blog has migrated to www.magistratesblog.blogspot.co.uk This blog is anonymous, and Bystander's views are his and his alone. Where his views differ from the letter of the law, he will enforce the letter of the law because that is what he has sworn to do. If you think that you can identify a particular case from one of the posts you are wrong. Enough facts are changed to preserve the truth of the tale but to disguise its exact source.

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The blog is written by a team, who may or may not be JPs, but all of whom are interested in the Magistrates' Courts.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Caption Competition

The picture above seems to cry out for a speech bubble or two. What are the two at the front saying to make the one at the back close his eyes? Any takers?

There might even be a prize if anyone is funny enough and if I don't go all Catherine Tate.

My effort: Left Judge: "Sammy's ecstatic" Right Judge: "Why so?" LJ: He's been invited on to the Queens' Bench".