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The Magistrate's Blog (2005-2012)

This blog has migrated to www.magistratesblog.blogspot.co.uk This blog is anonymous, and Bystander's views are his and his alone. Where his views differ from the letter of the law, he will enforce the letter of the law because that is what he has sworn to do. If you think that you can identify a particular case from one of the posts you are wrong. Enough facts are changed to preserve the truth of the tale but to disguise its exact source.

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The blog is written by a team, who may or may not be JPs, but all of whom are interested in the Magistrates' Courts.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Shock Revelations

The Office for National Statistics has reported that well-off people drink more alcohol than poor ones, and that men drink more than women.

A future project will investigate whether the comfortable middle classes are more likely to drive Mercedes-Benz cars and to live in large houses than the poorer members of society.

A spokesman for His Holiness the Pope has confirmed that the Pontiff remains committed to the Roman Catholic Church.

The US National Parks Service reports that its Rangers continue to find faeces deposited by Ursus arctos horribilis in its forests.

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