Shock Revelations

The Office for National Statistics has reported that well-off people drink more alcohol than poor ones, and that men drink more than women.

A future project will investigate whether the comfortable middle classes are more likely to drive Mercedes-Benz cars and to live in large houses than the poorer members of society.

A spokesman for His Holiness the Pope has confirmed that the Pontiff remains committed to the Roman Catholic Church.

The US National Parks Service reports that its Rangers continue to find faeces deposited by Ursus arctos horribilis in its forests.