The Magistrate's Blog (2005-2012)

This blog has migrated to www.magistratesblog.blogspot.co.uk This blog is anonymous, and Bystander's views are his and his alone. Where his views differ from the letter of the law, he will enforce the letter of the law because that is what he has sworn to do. If you think that you can identify a particular case from one of the posts you are wrong. Enough facts are changed to preserve the truth of the tale but to disguise its exact source.

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The blog is written by a team, who may or may not be JPs, but all of whom are interested in the Magistrates' Courts.

Friday, August 06, 2010

Another Vignette

Senior CPS man to young woman on trial for alleged bad behaviour and ripe language after a session on the vodka shots:-

"You have said that you were annoyed by this time?"
"What did you say to Mr. Smith?"
"I told him to fuck off"
"and did he fuck off?"

Pause. A glance at me. I was more amused than scandalised. "Let's move on, Ms. Jones...."