Busted Flush

I have it on good authority that a court in Kent today suffered a failure of the water supply to its toilets, forcing the judiciary, staff, lawyers, witnesses and defendants to pop out to the public conveniences when the need arose.

This is a high-minded and serious blog, so I don't want to see any unseemly comments.

Or do I?

(By the way, I have just realised that 95% of the comments that praise the seriousness of the blog go on to give me a bollocking about something I have either written or allowed into the comments).