Poisson D'Avril

Some heartless soul arrived early at court today and fixed spoof HMCS notices to the loo doors and the coffee machine, to the effect that there would henceforth be charges to use the toilets, for hot drinks, and to park in the justices' car park.

A handful of colleagues were fooled for a few minutes, but the commonest reaction was along the lines of :"I wouldn't put it past the buggers".